I'm on Fall Break from Oberlin College and I am really fucking bored. I am in Mebane, NC, which is a very small town mostly known for being between some other small towns and not having anything interesting in it aside from meth labs and (actually, this is fucking awesome) a giant cat retirement home. Like, lions and tigers and shit. Oh, my. Oh, and the county is the world's largest producer of country ham. And subsequently, probably pig shit.
I have barely made it through a paragraph without swearing four times. Actually, I did not. So now would be a good time to warn you that this blog will probably contain very strong language, drug references, insults, rage, kitties, cake, and mythological creatures.
I am doing this because I am bored. I have nothing to do except for blog right now.
About me somewhat:
I have an attention problem.
I have also an autism problem. Burgers of the ass.
I have psychotic ideas about what my hair should look like and will not leave the house if it is curly.
I play a lot of instruments but primarily the harpsichord. That's right, motherfucker. Harpsichord.
I play the harpsichord at what is arguably the best music conservatory in the USA.
Okay.
This layout kind of sucks because I basically just breezed through the design section and clicked colors that remind me of the original NES.
Nevermind. Cake problem solved.
I will leave you with a drawing of a unicorn that I did a few years ago.
That is all.
-Kirill
I guess that's not really a drawing of a unicorn. It's a drawing of a creepy kid that killed a unicorn. With kindness. And one tooth.
ReplyDelete